Are you being slowly crushed by the relentlessly bland emptiness offered by the pointless grind of the mundane world? Here is your chance to do something about it. Don't just read about Lord Vile's schemes. Join the Shadow Legion, and serve him as one of his Henchmen.

By participating in everything from emailing campaigns and rallies to public appearances in full uniform, you will earn rank and rewards that range from products not available to the general public to invitations to special events that will only be open to Lord Vile's favored few.

Joining up is NOT a commitment. You aren't obligated to do anything but you will be presented with opportunities that other minions will not. Think of it this way - When was the last time you were offered the opportunity to help an evil genius achieve his diabolical goals?

 
- Henchman 0064   

"I never dared to dream that I could play a meaningful part in any act of villainy larger than paying my bills late and lying to my wife about it.  Boy was I wrong! By becoming part of something bigger than myself I contribute to an evil far greater than anything I could have accomplished on my own"

- Henchman 0083   

"Have you ever had it with pretty much everything? I used to wake up and fly into a rage because I was still alive. I had to live another day and I wanted out but suicide wasn't the answer. I was one angry dude. All I knew is that life sucked and someone had to pay but there was nothing I could do with those feelings because I had no idea who to punch for making my pitiful existance a cruel joke at my expense. Becoming one of Lord Vile's Henchen has brought me a peace of mind I never thought possible. No matter what else happens I know the Master will make the bastards pay and for that he has my eternal loyalty."