As long as Americans cling to the delusion of Democracy, one of the easiest paths to world domination is to be elected to the office of President. It is no secret that politics is an ideal environment for Villains of all kinds. You don't even have to win to take office if you know how the game is played. It is a beautiful thing. Lord Vile has chosen to answer a mandate from his minions and enter the race. His platform is honesty. It is his belief that a people who are tired of being lied to will prefer to be told the truth, no matter how brutal it might be. We believe that the brutal truth is that Lord Vile has what it takes to resolve all of our country's troubles with a ruthless efficiency that will put the current administration to shame.

 

Our Election Committee is working on Lord Vile's Campaign. We will have more to tell you soon. If all of Vile's minions pitch in, we should be able to show those fat cats in Washington how a real Villain gets things done.